Music

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    I Close My Eyes

    A throwback progressive rock song made for the modern era. Epic and dynamic. Headphones recommended!

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    Sports

    A comedic take on the dominant cultural focus on the planet: sports! Cheer on as your team takes the thing to the thing and makes everyone's life complete.

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    Everywhere

    Multi-layered harmonies, piano aplenty, and a rousing instrumental climax: What more can you ask for?

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    That Voodoo That You do

    Funny, funky, and fun with lots of surprises along the way and an exciting brass-filled finale.

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    ASMR Doggy

    (a.k.a. “Ayessemar Doggy”) A slice of comedic techno-pop inspired by the bliss-inducing ASMR-activating snoring sounds my dog Chowsie makes.

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    Monster Wants Candy

    He’s hairy, he’s not very scary, and he wants your candy. Chock-full of funky bass lines, brass, funny monster vocals, and other surprises, this is the perfect addition to Halloween party playlists.

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    Have You Seen My Mommy

    The intentionally incredibly dumb rock operetta you never thought you needed, but you do. You really do.ption goes here